The Two and Only

The Bellamy Brothers The Two and Only Lyrics
1.If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me

Chorus:
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me
If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil
tonight
If I were dying of thirst would your flowing love come quench me
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Now, we can talk all night about the weather
Tell you 'bout my friends out on the coast
I could ask alot of crazy questions
Or I could ask what I really want to know.

Chorus:
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me
If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil
tonight
If I were dying of thirst would your flowing love come quench me
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Now, rain can fall so soft against the window
The sun can shine so bright up in the sky
But daddy always told me, 'Don't make small talk.'
He said, 'Come on out and say what's on your mind.'

Chorus:
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me
If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil
tonight
If I were dying of thirst would your flowing love come quench me
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Chorus:
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me
If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil
tonight
If I were dying of thirst would your flowing love come quench me
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against
me?...


2.May You Never


3.Miss Misunderstood


4.Makin' Music Mama


5.You Ain't Just Whistlin' Dixie

Pine trees grow so tall in the bright sunshine
A young boy steals his daddy's fishin' line
An aligator lays on the banks of a river bed
And if you didn't know any better you'd swear he's dead.

Chorus:
Now these are a few things I'm in love with
A small part of the reason I go back
To Carolina, Mississsippi, Florida, gorgeous Georgia
Now if you think I'm happy down there you're on the right track.

And you ain't just whistlin' Dixie
You ain't just slappin' your knee
I'm a grandson of the southland boys
An heir to the Confederacy.

You ain't just whistlin' Dixie
'Cause the cattle call's callin' me home
So put me down there where I wanna be
Plant my feet with Robert E. Lee
Bury my bones under a cypress tree
And never let me roam.

And you ain't just whistlin' Dixie
You ain't just slappin' your knee
I'm a grandson of the southland boys
An heir to the Confederacy.

Cotton balls gleam and the cow gives cream
For the baby's sake
Pa comes in full of gin
And he's mean as a rattlesnake.

And if the well runs dry
And we cry and cuss the garden hose
Mama draws a bucket full of creek water
Just to wash our clothes.

Chorus:
Now these are a few things I'm in love with
A small part of the reason I go back
To Carolina, Mississsippi, Florida, gorgeous Georgia
Now if you think I'm happy down there you're on the right
track...


6.Lovin' On


7.Ole Faithful


8.Why Did We Die So Young


9.Blue Ribbons


10.Wet T-Shirt